Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, 1 October 2015
Tuesday, 29 September 2015
Sunday, 20 September 2015
99.9% of you won't this meme?
Today's Chainman Banner brought to you by Samuel Johnson and Scrapbook: a story of art.
Expecting this next week to be quiet with a lot of behind-the-scenes retooling - you won't believe what's coming next!
...or will you?
Friday, 31 July 2015
Please burn this book!?
Years ago I was wandering up the main street of Gore Bay when I was stopped by one of my IT clients. She told me about how she had been searching illicit torrent websites and discovered a copy of "my book" and then seemed a little surprised when I greeted the news with a grin.
"Aren't you upset?" she asked.
"Not in the least!" I replied, smiling secretly on the inside at my client's naiveté in offering unsolicited information about private matters.
She remained incredulous until I explained my take on the circumstance, "It thrills me to know that one of my creations is considered worth sharing - in today's world this means that the title has real value - I'm always hoping my content is worth sharing/stealing/copying/pirating or whatever the latest euphemism is."
I then carried on about my town chores.
Later that evening I conduct a little clandestine searching of my own and discovered a single torrent of Chain Mail Jewelry. I never mentioned to my client that I had numerous books and was intensely curious about which one had made the grade.
Of course it was Chain Mail Jewelry - admittedly my most popular title to date.
Today we offer Scrapbook: a story of art as a no-strings-attached free-to-read publication along with links to the hardcover Kickstarter, PDF digital download, Amazon Kindle, GooglePlay - for those who would like to have a memento for helping to keep the story going
But if I ever discovered that the Scrapbook PDF was popular enough to be "stolen" or ended up on a pirate site - well quite frankly I would think that was out of site!
So ya baby, go ahead and try to burn my books!
Thursday, 30 July 2015
Wednesday, 15 July 2015
Would you believe it took a friend to introduce me to Erma!?
Thursday, 2 July 2015
The Biggest, Blackest Cock to Ever Walk The Earth!?
Future dreams include the creation a one-of-a-kind series of illustrated speculative fiction novels which carry on the story of Cockzillionaire Big Dandy Whorebucks introduced in 419 and 64 Shades of Bacomegle as part of the Dyl W. Thrillogy.
Titles in the COCKZILLA! Ring of Fear are based on the tongue-firmly-planted-in-other-cheek humours of allusion, insinuation and double entendre. Much like the running gag of a giant wiener-shaped rocket passing in front of the moon from The Spy Who Shagged Me combined with a healthy dose of Sterling Archer thrown in for good measure. (Get it? Sorry, must have been an inside joke. OMG! I try not to use innuendo, but IT is hard, so very hard.)
Therefore, as incendiary as they may seem, none of these humours speculative fiction titles contain actual "blue" or "adult" material and instead utilize a satisfyingly clever - if completely cheesy blend of jokes and campy puns.
1. COCKZILLA! Atomic Barnyard Avenger
2. Fückushima! The Pacific Rim Job
3. Bow to... Mecha-COCKZILLA!
4. Sex Machina - Would You Like to Play a Game of Thermonuclear Whore?
5. Feaster Island: Hell Come to The Island!
6. Five Dollar Blow Jobs
7. If I Were King of the World: The Preposterously Unlikely Legend of Sonny Chainman
8. P.O.D. PPL On Demand
9. F.L.E.S.H. Unleashed: Invasion of the Booby Snatchers
10. RUPTURE! The Day The Earth Still Stood
11. Brown Box Express
12. Innovation XXX: The Game Changer
13. Kingdom Cum-a-lot: Infinite Sex - plus Violence! Who could resist!?
Monday, 30 March 2015
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