Kusari?

This ink rests on my right wrist. The artist responsible hails from a place where tattooing is strictly verboten. It means "chain" Japanese and commemorates the first chain patterns I taught myself more than 25 years ago. I eventually these learned were Japanese in origin; namely Hana and Hitoye-Gusari. Years later I became a fan of Bioshock and found the main character's tattoos ironic. I'm also a big fan of ninja weapons.

Eat Fire, Crap Sparks?

The next time I experience public flatulence, instead of blaming it on "Barking Spiders," I am going to carefully explain the ancient martial art of He-Gassen and how I just assassinated an entire ninja troupe that was hiding in the bushes by passing deadly battle gas.

Beat that Bullseye!