Thursday 2 July 2015

The Biggest, Blackest Cock to Ever Walk The Earth!?


Future dreams include the creation a one-of-a-kind series of illustrated speculative fiction novels which carry on the story of Cockzillionaire Big Dandy Whorebucks introduced in 419 and 64 Shades of Bacomegle as part of the Dyl W. Thrillogy.

Titles in the COCKZILLA! Ring of Fear are based on the tongue-firmly-planted-in-other-cheek humours of allusion, insinuation and double entendre. Much like the running gag of a giant wiener-shaped rocket passing in front of the moon from The Spy Who Shagged Me combined with a healthy dose of Sterling Archer thrown in for good measure. (Get it? Sorry, must have been an inside joke. OMG! I try not to use innuendo, but IT is hard, so very hard.)

Therefore, as incendiary as they may seem, none of these humours speculative fiction titles contain actual "blue" or "adult" material and instead utilize a satisfyingly clever - if completely cheesy blend of jokes and campy puns.

1. COCKZILLA! Atomic Barnyard Avenger

2. Fückushima! The Pacific Rim Job

3. Bow to... Mecha-COCKZILLA!

4. Sex Machina - Would You Like to Play a Game of Thermonuclear Whore?

5. Feaster Island: Hell Come to The Island!

6.  Five Dollar Blow Jobs

7. If I Were King of the World: The Preposterously Unlikely Legend of Sonny Chainman

8. P.O.D. PPL On Demand

9. F.L.E.S.H. Unleashed: Invasion of the Booby Snatchers

10. RUPTURE! The Day The Earth Still Stood

11. Brown Box Express

12. Innovation XXX: The Game Changer

13. Kingdom Cum-a-lot: Infinite Sex - plus Violence! Who could resist!?


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