Tuesday, 7 October 2014
Stories of Real Chain Amore?
Imagine Seinfeld's J. Peterman colliding head-on with the Skymall Catalog, except better, more brutal and with a helluva lot more chain.
"Two enter, but only one may leave!"
"Was this truly her spears destiny!?" Wondered the vulpine Milky Way as she circled her opponent like a voluptuous viper. Shocked, the kitsune Valkyrie discovered that her cage match nemesis was none-other than her estranged lover.
Coiled like a Fury, she chose her moment well and struck like lightning. The tip of the spear penetrated Willow Jim's abdomen with such ferocity that it lifted his cyberbernetic body clear off the ground even as it cleanly pierced his Durasteel Chain Vest.
HER VICTORY WAS FLAWLESS!
"Oh, so that's what a spear meant!" Milky Way thought, "The way to a man's heart really is through his stomach!"
She hissed and spat on his sundered corpse with disdain.
To be continued...
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